Terms of Service Introduction
A Note from the Void
Welcome, fellow dreamers, to the legal rabbit hole. You’re about to read a document that pretends the world is real and that you and I exist as separate entities making an agreement. Hilarious, right?
Look, we both know the self is an illusion, but our lawyers insist we maintain the charade. So here we are, two apparent beings, agreeing to terms in a dream. The cosmic joke continues.
While you’re here in this corner of the dreamscape called NirvanaNuke, we need some ground rules for our shared hallucination. The following Terms of Service outline how this particular dream operates.
Remember: nothing matters… except these terms and conditions, apparently.
Terms of Service
Last Updated: May 30, 2025
1. Introduction
Welcome to Gründermedia (org. nr. 918034013), operating the website nirvananuke.com (“Website”). These Terms of Service (“Terms”) govern your access to and use of the Website, online courses, newsletters, and other services (collectively, the “Services”) provided by Gründermedia (referred to as “Gründermedia”, “we”, “us”, or “our”). Please note that Gründermedia plans to change its business name to NirvanaNuke later this year, but these Terms will remain in effect.
By accessing or using our Services, you agree to be bound by these Terms. If you do not agree to these Terms, please do not use our Services.
We reserve the right to modify these Terms at any time. Any changes will be effective immediately upon posting on the Website. Your continued use of the Services following the posting of revised Terms means that you accept and agree to the changes.
2. Definitions
In these Terms, the following definitions apply:
- “Gründermedia” refers to Gründermedia (org. nr. 918034013), a business registered in Norway.
- “Services” refers to all products, services, content, features, technologies, or functions offered by Gründermedia through the Website, including but not limited to online courses, newsletters, and digital content.
- “User” refers to any individual who accesses or uses the Services.
- “Content” refers to all text, images, videos, audio, or other material that appears on or through the Services.
- “Course” refers to any online educational program, training, or instructional content offered through the Services.
- “Learndash” refers to the learning management system used to deliver our courses.
- “Stripe” refers to the payment processing service used to process payments for our Services.
3. Account Registration and Eligibility
3.1 Account Creation
To access certain features of the Services, you may be required to register for an account. When you register, you agree to provide accurate, current, and complete information about yourself.
3.2 Account Security
You are responsible for safeguarding your account credentials and for all activities that occur under your account. You agree to notify us immediately of any unauthorized use of your account or any other breach of security.
3.3 Age Requirements
You must be at least 18 years of age to use our Services. By using our Services, you represent and warrant that you are at least 18 years old.
3.4 Accuracy of Information
You agree to keep your account information up-to-date and accurate at all times.
4. Services Description
4.1 Online Course Access
Our Services include access to online courses related to radical nonduality and related topics. Course access is provided through Learndash and is subject to payment of applicable fees.
4.2 Newsletter Subscription
We offer newsletter subscriptions that provide content related to nonduality, spiritual growth, and related topics.
4.3 Content Availability
We strive to ensure that our Services are available at all times. However, we do not guarantee that the Services will be available at all times or that access will be uninterrupted or error-free.
4.4 Service Limitations
We reserve the right to modify, suspend, or discontinue any part of the Services at any time, with or without notice.
5. Payment Terms
5.1 Pricing
All prices for our Services are displayed in the applicable currency and are subject to change without notice. All prices are exclusive of applicable taxes unless otherwise stated.
5.2 Payment Methods
We accept payment through Stripe. By providing payment information, you represent and warrant that you are authorized to use the designated payment method.
5.3 Currency
All payments are processed in the currency specified at the time of purchase.
5.4 Taxes
You are responsible for paying all taxes associated with your purchase of our Services. We will collect applicable taxes where required by law.
5.5 Payment Processing
Payment processing services are provided by Stripe and are subject to Stripe’s terms of service and privacy policy.
6. Refund Policy
6.1 No-Refund Policy
All sales are final, and we do not offer refunds for our Services. By purchasing our Services, you acknowledge and agree that you are making a commitment to the learning process and that all sales are non-refundable.
6.2 Exceptions
In exceptional circumstances, we may, at our sole discretion, consider refund requests. Such circumstances may include technical issues that prevent access to the Services for an extended period or other situations as determined by us.
6.3 Process for Special Circumstances
If you believe you qualify for an exception to our no-refund policy, please contact us at [contact email] with a detailed explanation of your situation. We will review your request and respond within a reasonable timeframe.
7. User Responsibilities and Conduct
7.1 Acceptable Use
You agree to use our Services only for lawful purposes and in accordance with these Terms. You agree not to use our Services:
- In any way that violates any applicable law or regulation
- To impersonate or attempt to impersonate Gründermedia, a Gründermedia employee, or any other person
- To engage in any conduct that restricts or inhibits anyone’s use or enjoyment of the Services
7.2 Prohibited Activities
You agree not to:
- Use the Services in any manner that could disable, overburden, damage, or impair the Services
- Use any robot, spider, or other automatic device to access the Services
- Introduce any viruses, Trojan horses, worms, or other harmful material
- Attempt to gain unauthorized access to any part of the Services
- Interfere with the proper working of the Services
7.3 Account Termination Conditions
We reserve the right to terminate or suspend your account and access to the Services at our sole discretion, without notice, for conduct that we believe violates these Terms or is harmful to other users, us, or third parties, or for any other reason.
7.4 Content Sharing Restrictions
Course materials and other content provided through the Services are for your personal use only. You may not share, distribute, or reproduce course materials without our express written permission.
8. Intellectual Property Rights
8.1 Ownership of Content
All content included in or made available through the Services, including text, graphics, logos, images, audio clips, digital downloads, and data compilations, is the property of Gründermedia or its content suppliers and is protected by Norwegian and international copyright laws.
8.2 License to Access and Use
Subject to your compliance with these Terms, we grant you a limited, non-exclusive, non-transferable, non-sublicensable license to access and use the Services for your personal, non-commercial use.
8.3 Restrictions on Use
You may not:
- Modify, copy, distribute, transmit, display, perform, reproduce, publish, license, create derivative works from, transfer, or sell any content obtained from the Services
- Use any content from the Services for commercial purposes
- Remove any copyright, trademark, or other proprietary notices from any content
8.4 User-Generated Content
If you submit any content to us (such as comments, feedback, or suggestions), you grant us a non-exclusive, worldwide, royalty-free, perpetual, irrevocable, and fully sublicensable right to use, reproduce, modify, adapt, publish, translate, create derivative works from, distribute, and display such content in any media.
8.5 Trademarks and Logos
The Gründermedia name, logo, and all related names, logos, product and service names, designs, and slogans are trademarks of Gründermedia or its affiliates. You may not use such marks without our prior written permission.
9. Third-Party Services
9.1 Learndash
Our courses are delivered through Learndash. Your use of Learndash is subject to Learndash’s terms of service and privacy policy.
9.2 Stripe
Payment processing services are provided by Stripe. Your use of Stripe is subject to Stripe’s terms of service and privacy policy.
9.3 Other Integrated Services
We may use other third-party services to provide our Services. Your use of these services is subject to their respective terms of service and privacy policies.
9.4 Third-Party Links
Our Services may contain links to third-party websites or services that are not owned or controlled by Gründermedia. We have no control over, and assume no responsibility for, the content, privacy policies, or practices of any third-party websites or services.
10. Disclaimers and Warranties
10.1 “As Is” Provision
The Services are provided on an “as is” and “as available” basis, without any warranties of any kind, either express or implied.
10.2 No Guarantees of Results
We do not guarantee any specific results from the use of our Services. The content provided through our Services is for educational and informational purposes only.
10.3 Technical Issues
We do not warrant that the Services will be uninterrupted or error-free, that defects will be corrected, or that the Services or the servers that make them available are free of viruses or other harmful components.
10.4 Content Accuracy
While we strive to provide accurate and up-to-date information, we make no representations or warranties about the accuracy, completeness, or reliability of any content provided through the Services.
11. Limitation of Liability
11.1 Monetary Caps
To the maximum extent permitted by law, in no event shall Gründermedia, its directors, employees, partners, agents, suppliers, or affiliates be liable for any indirect, incidental, special, consequential, or punitive damages, including without limitation, loss of profits, data, use, goodwill, or other intangible losses, resulting from:
- Your access to or use of or inability to access or use the Services
- Any conduct or content of any third party on the Services
- Any content obtained from the Services
- Unauthorized access, use, or alteration of your transmissions or content
11.2 Types of Damages Excluded
In no event shall our total liability to you for all claims exceed the amount paid by you, if any, for accessing the Services during the twelve (12) months prior to the claim.
11.3 Force Majeure
We shall not be liable for any failure or delay in performance due to circumstances beyond our reasonable control, including but not limited to acts of God, natural disasters, pandemic, terrorism, riot, embargoes, acts of civil or military authorities, fire, floods, accidents, strikes, or shortages of transportation facilities, fuel, energy, labor, or materials.
12. Indemnification
12.1 User Obligations
You agree to defend, indemnify, and hold harmless Gründermedia, its directors, employees, partners, agents, suppliers, and affiliates from and against any claims, liabilities, damages, judgments, awards, losses, costs, expenses, or fees (including reasonable attorneys’ fees) arising out of or relating to your violation of these Terms or your use of the Services.
12.2 Defense and Settlement
We reserve the right, at our own expense, to assume the exclusive defense and control of any matter otherwise subject to indemnification by you, in which event you will cooperate with us in asserting any available defenses.
12.3 Cooperation Requirements
You agree to cooperate as reasonably required in the defense of any claim, including providing us with all reasonable assistance in the defense of such claim at your expense.
13. Term and Termination
13.1 Duration of Agreement
These Terms shall remain in full force and effect while you use the Services or maintain an account with us.
13.2 Termination by User
You may terminate your account at any time by contacting us. Termination of your account does not entitle you to a refund of any fees paid.
13.3 Termination by Gründermedia
We may terminate or suspend your account and access to the Services at any time, for any reason, without notice or liability.
13.4 Effects of Termination
Upon termination, your right to use the Services will immediately cease. All provisions of these Terms which by their nature should survive termination shall survive termination, including, without limitation, ownership provisions, warranty disclaimers, indemnity, and limitations of liability.
14. Dispute Resolution
14.1 Governing Law
These Terms shall be governed by and construed in accordance with the laws of Norway, without regard to its conflict of law provisions.
14.2 Jurisdiction
Any legal action or proceeding arising out of or relating to these Terms shall be instituted exclusively in the courts of Norway, and you consent to the jurisdiction of such courts.
14.3 Alternative Dispute Resolution
Before filing a claim against Gründermedia, you agree to attempt to resolve the dispute informally by contacting us. If we are unable to resolve the dispute informally, both parties agree to try in good faith to settle the dispute by mediation administered by a mutually agreed-upon mediator before resorting to arbitration, litigation, or some other dispute resolution procedure.
14.4 Class Action Waiver
Any proceedings to resolve or litigate any dispute in any forum will be conducted solely on an individual basis. Neither you nor we will seek to have any dispute heard as a class action or in any other proceeding in which either party acts or proposes to act in a representative capacity.
15. International Users
15.1 Export Controls
You agree to comply with all applicable export and re-export control laws and regulations, including the Export Administration Regulations maintained by the U.S. Department of Commerce and trade and economic sanctions maintained by the U.S. Treasury Department’s Office of Foreign Assets Control.
15.2 Local Laws
You are responsible for complying with all local laws and regulations in your jurisdiction.
15.3 Language of Agreement
These Terms are provided in English, which is the controlling language for these Terms. Any translations of these Terms are provided for convenience only and may not accurately reflect the provisions of the Terms in English.
16. General Provisions
16.1 Entire Agreement
These Terms constitute the entire agreement between you and Gründermedia regarding your use of the Services and supersede all prior and contemporaneous written or oral agreements between you and Gründermedia.
16.2 Severability
If any provision of these Terms is held to be invalid or unenforceable, such provision shall be struck and the remaining provisions shall be enforced to the fullest extent under law.
16.3 No Waiver
Our failure to enforce any right or provision of these Terms will not be considered a waiver of those rights.
16.4 Assignment
You may not assign or transfer these Terms, by operation of law or otherwise, without our prior written consent. Any attempt by you to assign or transfer these Terms without such consent will be null and void. We may assign or transfer these Terms, at our sole discretion, without restriction.
16.5 Relationship of Parties
Nothing in these Terms shall be construed as creating a joint venture, partnership, employment, or agency relationship between you and Gründermedia.
16.6 Contact Information
If you have any questions about these Terms, please contact us at [contact email].
17. Changes to Terms
17.1 Notification Process
We reserve the right to modify these Terms at any time. We will notify you of any changes by posting the new Terms on the Website. We may also provide notice of changes in other ways, such as through the contact information you have provided.
17.2 Continued Use Constitutes Acceptance
Your continued use of the Services after any such changes constitutes your acceptance of the new Terms.
17.3 Material Changes
If we make material changes to these Terms, we will notify you by email or through a notice on our Website prior to the changes becoming effective.
