Privacy Policy Introduction

Truth About Your Data

So you’re worried about your “personal data”? That’s adorable. Let’s get metaphysical for a moment: if the self is an illusion, what exactly are we protecting here?

Nevertheless, in this dream we call consensus reality, your digital footprints apparently matter. The cosmic joke extends to privacy regulations, and we’re all playing along.

This Privacy Policy explains how we collect information about something that doesn’t ultimately exist (you) while you use something else that doesn’t ultimately exist (our website). Funny how seriously we take these things, isn’t it?

Read on for the conventional illusion of data protection. The void awaits, but first, some paperwork.


Privacy Policy

Last Updated: May 30, 2025

1. Introduction

This Privacy Policy describes how Gründermedia (org. nr. 918034013) (“Gründermedia”, “we”, “us”, or “our”) collects, uses, and discloses your information when you use our website nirvananuke.com (“Website”), online courses, newsletters, and other services (collectively, the “Services”). Please note that Gründermedia plans to change its business name to NirvanaNuke later this year, but this Privacy Policy will remain in effect.

This Privacy Policy explains your privacy rights and how you can exercise these rights. We are committed to protecting your personal data and respecting your privacy.

By accessing or using our Services, you agree to the collection and use of information in accordance with this Privacy Policy. If you do not agree with our policies and practices, please do not use our Services.

2. Interpretation and Definitions

2.1 Interpretation

Words with capitalized initial letters have meanings defined below. These definitions apply regardless of whether they appear in singular or plural form.

2.2 Definitions

For the purposes of this Privacy Policy:

  • “Personal Data” means any information that relates to an identified or identifiable individual.
  • “Data Controller” means the natural or legal person who determines the purposes and means of the processing of Personal Data. For the purposes of this Privacy Policy, we are the Data Controller of your Personal Data.
  • “Data Processor” means any natural or legal person who processes Personal Data on behalf of the Data Controller.
  • “User” means any individual who accesses or uses our Services.
  • “Cookies” are small files that are placed on your computer, mobile device, or any other device by a website, containing details of your browsing history on that website.
  • “Device” means any device that can access our Services, such as a computer, a cellphone, or a digital tablet.
  • “Usage Data” refers to data collected automatically, either generated by the use of the Services or from the Service infrastructure itself.

3. Data Controller Information

Gründermedia (org. nr. 918034013) is the Data Controller for the Personal Data collected through our Services.

Contact Information:

For residents of the European Economic Area (EEA), we act as the data controller under the European Union’s General Data Protection Regulation (GDPR).

4. Types of Data Collected

4.1 Personal Data

While using our Services, we may ask you to provide us with certain personally identifiable information that can be used to contact or identify you. This may include, but is not limited to:

  • Email address
  • First name and last name
  • Payment information
  • Usage Data

4.2 Usage Data

Usage Data is collected automatically when using our Services. This may include information such as:

  • Your Device’s Internet Protocol address (IP address)
  • Browser type and version
  • Pages of our Services that you visit
  • Time and date of your visit
  • Time spent on those pages
  • Unique device identifiers
  • Other diagnostic data

4.3 Tracking Technologies and Cookies

We use Cookies and similar tracking technologies to track activity on our Services and store certain information. These technologies may include:

  • Cookies or Browser Cookies: A cookie is a small file placed on your Device. You can instruct your browser to refuse all Cookies or to indicate when a Cookie is being sent.
  • Web Beacons: Certain sections of our Services may contain small electronic files known as web beacons that permit us to count users who have visited those pages.

We use both Session and Persistent Cookies for the purposes set out below:

  • Necessary / Essential Cookies: These Cookies are essential to provide you with services available through our Website and to enable you to use some of its features.
  • Functionality Cookies: These Cookies allow us to remember choices you make when you use our Website, such as remembering your login details or language preference.
  • Tracking and Performance Cookies: These Cookies are used to track information about traffic to our Website and how users use our Website.

5. Purpose of Data Collection

We use the collected data for various purposes:

  • To provide and maintain our Services
  • To notify you about changes to our Services
  • To allow you to participate in interactive features of our Services when you choose to do so
  • To provide customer support
  • To gather analysis or valuable information so that we can improve our Services
  • To monitor the usage of our Services
  • To detect, prevent and address technical issues
  • To process payments
  • To send you newsletters and marketing communications (with your consent)
  • To fulfill any other purpose for which you provide it

6. Legal Basis for Processing (GDPR Specific)

Under the GDPR, we must have a legal basis for processing your Personal Data. We rely on the following legal bases:

  • Consent: We may process your data when you have given us specific consent to use your Personal Data for a specific purpose.
  • Performance of a Contract: We may process your Personal Data when it is necessary for the performance of a contract to which you are a party, such as when you purchase our courses.
  • Legitimate Interests: We may process your data when it is reasonably necessary to achieve our legitimate business interests and those interests do not outweigh your interests and fundamental rights and freedoms.
  • Legal Obligations: We may disclose your information where we are legally required to do so to comply with applicable law, governmental requests, judicial proceedings, court orders, or legal processes.
  • Vital Interests: We may disclose your information where we believe it is necessary to investigate, prevent, or take action regarding potential violations of our policies, suspected fraud, situations involving potential threats to the safety of any person, or as evidence in litigation.

7. Data Retention

We will retain your Personal Data only for as long as is necessary for the purposes set out in this Privacy Policy. We will retain and use your Personal Data to the extent necessary to comply with our legal obligations, resolve disputes, and enforce our legal agreements and policies.

We will also retain Usage Data for internal analysis purposes. Usage Data is generally retained for a shorter period, except when this data is used to strengthen the security or to improve the functionality of our Services, or we are legally obligated to retain this data for longer periods.

8. Data Sharing and Disclosure

We may share your Personal Data in the following situations:

  • With Service Providers: We may share your information with third-party service providers that perform services for us or on our behalf, including payment processing, data analysis, email delivery, hosting services, customer service, and marketing assistance.
  • For Business Transfers: We may share or transfer your information in connection with, or during negotiations of, any merger, sale of company assets, financing, or acquisition of all or a portion of our business to another company.
  • With Affiliates: We may share your information with our affiliates, in which case we will require those affiliates to honor this Privacy Policy.
  • With Business Partners: We may share your information with our business partners to offer you certain products, services, or promotions.
  • With Your Consent: We may disclose your Personal Data for any other purpose with your consent.
  • With Law Enforcement: Under certain circumstances, we may be required to disclose your Personal Data if required to do so by law or in response to valid requests by public authorities.

8.1 Third-Party Service Providers

We use the following third-party service providers to facilitate our Services:

  • Learndash: For delivering our online courses
  • Stripe: For processing payments

These third parties have access to your Personal Data only to perform these tasks on our behalf and are obligated not to disclose or use it for any other purpose.

9. International Data Transfers

Your information, including Personal Data, may be transferred to and maintained on computers located outside of your state, province, country, or other governmental jurisdiction where the data protection laws may differ from those of your jurisdiction.

If you are located outside Norway and choose to provide information to us, please note that we transfer the data, including Personal Data, to Norway and process it there.

Your consent to this Privacy Policy followed by your submission of such information represents your agreement to that transfer.

We will take all steps reasonably necessary to ensure that your data is treated securely and in accordance with this Privacy Policy and no transfer of your Personal Data will take place to an organization or a country unless there are adequate controls in place including the security of your data and other personal information.

10. Data Security

The security of your Personal Data is important to us, but remember that no method of transmission over the Internet or method of electronic storage is 100% secure. While we strive to use commercially acceptable means to protect your Personal Data, we cannot guarantee its absolute security.

We implement appropriate technical and organizational measures to maintain the safety of your Personal Data, including:

  • Using encryption when collecting or transferring sensitive data
  • Limiting access to Personal Data to employees, agents, contractors, and other third parties on a need-to-know basis
  • Conducting regular reviews of our data collection, storage, and processing practices
  • Implementing measures to protect against unauthorized access, alteration, disclosure, or destruction of Personal Data

In the event of a data breach that affects your Personal Data, we will notify you and the relevant authorities as required by applicable law.

11. User Rights Under GDPR

If you are a resident of the European Economic Area (EEA), you have certain data protection rights. We aim to take reasonable steps to allow you to correct, amend, delete, or limit the use of your Personal Data.

You have the following rights:

  • The right to access, update, or delete the information we have on you: Whenever made possible, you can access, update, or request deletion of your Personal Data directly within your account settings section. If you are unable to perform these actions yourself, please contact us to assist you.
  • The right of rectification: You have the right to have your information rectified if that information is inaccurate or incomplete.
  • The right to object: You have the right to object to our processing of your Personal Data.
  • The right of restriction: You have the right to request that we restrict the processing of your personal information.
  • The right to data portability: You have the right to be provided with a copy of the information we have on you in a structured, machine-readable, and commonly used format.
  • The right to withdraw consent: You also have the right to withdraw your consent at any time where we relied on your consent to process your personal information.

To exercise any of these rights, please contact us at thomas@nirvananuke.com. We will respond to your request within 30 days.

12. Cookies and Tracking Technologies

You can set your browser to refuse all or some browser cookies, or to alert you when websites set or access cookies. If you disable or refuse cookies, please note that some parts of our Services may become inaccessible or not function properly.

For more information about the cookies we use, please see our Cookie Policy [if applicable].

13. Children’s Privacy

Our Services are not intended for use by children under the age of 18. We do not knowingly collect personally identifiable information from children under 18. If you are a parent or guardian and you are aware that your child has provided us with Personal Data, please contact us. If we become aware that we have collected Personal Data from children without verification of parental consent, we take steps to remove that information from our servers.

14. Links to Other Websites

Our Services may contain links to other websites that are not operated by us. If you click on a third-party link, you will be directed to that third party’s site. We strongly advise you to review the Privacy Policy of every site you visit.

We have no control over and assume no responsibility for the content, privacy policies, or practices of any third-party sites or services.

15. Changes to Privacy Policy

We may update our Privacy Policy from time to time. We will notify you of any changes by posting the new Privacy Policy on this page and updating the “Last Updated” date at the top of this Privacy Policy.

You are advised to review this Privacy Policy periodically for any changes. Changes to this Privacy Policy are effective when they are posted on this page.

If we make material changes to this Privacy Policy, we will notify you either through the email address you have provided us or by placing a prominent notice on our Website.

16. Contact Information

If you have any questions about this Privacy Policy, please contact us:

If you have unresolved concerns, you also have the right to complain to the Norwegian Data Protection Authority (Datatilsynet):